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03 November 2016

Teacher : 2 main se 2 nikle to kia bacha ? Pathan : hum ko sawal samjh nahin aya. Teacher : tumhare pas 2 rotiyan thi , tum ne in ko kha liya abhi tumhare pas kya bacha ? Pathan : saalan........

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